Post Modern Hamlet

An Illustrative Example of Fantastic Success

So, after weeks of pussyfooting, I get to have a date with a beautiful, blonde, Canadian with a set career pace, good taste in music, and—at least—interest in having tea with me.

Result?  After looking forward to this all day, my nap turns into a sleep; the result:  I awake to three texts of increasingly dire pixelated-tones.

On the plus side, I didn’t actually mess up the date—just missed it.