A Litre of Beer
1 litre of beer = alright.
1 litre of newfoundland, craft beer = excellent.
1 litre of newfoundland, craft beer at 1 - 2pm for departmental BBQ on Monday = sublime.
What you do after drinking 1 litre of said beer at BBQ = questionable.
Sincerely,
Self
P.S. Again, don’t laugh when your supervisor informs you the department head was hit by a car while biking home. And, for serious, don’t try to explain said laughter by discussing how small bikes are when compared to cars. And, for double-dog serious, don’t start running around the Senate garden pretending to be a biker who gets hit by car.